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bachelor's handbag

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family
Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad
by NzChippy October 17, 2021
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Bachelor Wash

A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.
1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.

2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.

3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.
by wozdog July 15, 2009
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bachelorism

A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.
Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights.
by esmith512 January 27, 2008
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Bagel Belt

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.
You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!
by rlr4818 October 4, 2008
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Bagel Bag

Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!
by bunnyrabbit999 December 31, 2012
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Bachelor Sip

To put your head under the faucet for a drink to avoid using a glass.
Jeff took a bachelor sip from the sink.
by ShrekDaGlitcher October 22, 2013
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Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.
Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.
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