The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010
Get the Alabama Ass Bafflemug. this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.
by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007
Get the baffle me backwards wastin plates and shitmug. Baffle is a sex term, where you hold the shaft of your erect penis and slowly feed your testicles into a vagina, mouth, or extremely well-prepped anus.
by Racer XXX February 23, 2024
Get the Bafflemug. by Lailaiswrong24 March 3, 2025
Get the Bafflesmug. Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.
Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled
Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled
by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019
Get the left-baffledmug. A Baffled Angry Gremlin or BAG is someone who is part of a very small culture (BAG) a part of said culture is a "BAG-name" which could be based of a person's name, things they enjoy, something that would normally offend them but doesn't or it could be entirely Random some examples could be;
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question
And the other part of BAG culture is silliness
"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question
And the other part of BAG culture is silliness
"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs
by Jimjamjomjumjymjem July 20, 2022
Get the Baffled Angry Gremlinmug. a person that confuses people, and is very annoying/energetic. Known for there astounding skills in being such an idiot that your brain hurts whenever you listen to them.
by legend1234g September 1, 2014
Get the baffle wofmug.