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Bachelor Plate

Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.

This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.

Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.

Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)

Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!

Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
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bachelor load

a load of laundry comprised of whatever you need clean, first. Usually consists of t-shirts, skivvies, jeans, white socks, and a towel or two. You'll get to the rest of the pile later. Really.

- or - doing loads of laundry without regard to color or fabric. Just keep filling the washer until the pile is gone. Those socks will eventually find thier mates when all is said and done.
"Dude.. the game starts at 3 but you can drop by anytime after 2. "

"um.. I gotta do laundry first though"

"oh man, you wont get here til halftime.."

"No worries, just gonna do a bachelor load. Once it's in the dryer, I'm on my way"
by Gary Straynge November 8, 2011
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chronic bachelor

A guy who avoids female relationships, but relies mostly on various female sexual encounters for pleasure.
Even though he won't get married, he is still livin the life as a chronic bachelor.
by Mr. Chronic Bachelor December 9, 2008
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Death of a Bachelor

Panic! at the Disco's awesome new song
wow, death of a bachelor is an amazing song
by Kneelinthatbathtub October 16, 2015
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Mundian to Bach Ke

It's the Roc in the building
Calib, Ramel, Tarrell in the house
Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar
indian guy 1: have you heard the new hit Mundian to Bach Ke?
indian guy 2: YES! its the best son ever!
by lanamilan August 30, 2022
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King Bach

The funniest black man since Richard Pryor. He makes vines, and is one of the leading producers. His most famous ones include But that backflip tho, freestyle fail, I smack the man out of you bitch, and yo ma lemme get yo number. He has hilarious vines, and there is no one funnier than him. He is a legend.
I spent an hour watching King Bach's vines last night. Time well spent.
by 88888888888888888 November 5, 2013
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bachem

a fresher word used in Northern Virginia to replace your typical "man, dawg, fam, ngga, etc"...

translated in the afghan lang. of dari,
it literally means & stands for "son"
sup bachem, what it is bachem, whats good bachem, what it be bachem, etc.....
by chefboyarbeatz December 31, 2005
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