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Badminton school

Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.
Olivia: omg you’re a twink and a posho? you must go to badminton school!
me: uwu
by hshajjajdhshhshs123 January 22, 2021
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badmintoning

the act of playing badminton in one word
are you badmintoning today?
by anastacia beaverhousin June 19, 2007
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Badmine

A badminded person is someone who is jealous, grudgeful and henvious.
People might 'badmine' you because you have nice clothes or money for example.
'Look at him. I hope he crashes.'
Hey don't badmine him over his car.'
by Delurban October 27, 2011
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Badmitton

The ultimate sport, mostly played in gym class, the backyards of the elite and the Olympics. Controversial because of claims that birdie can 'suck your eye out.'
Julianna: "You killed the birdie."
Allison: "Sorry, let me ask Mr. Van Sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling."

or

Allison: "Nicole, you are mad sick at Badmitton."

or

Allison: "Are you sad it's the last day of badmitton?"
Kaite: "No."
by Miss Spastic Racket January 27, 2009
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Badminton

Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.
Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.
by RXZ September 30, 2019
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badmins

Wikipedia admins are badmins.
by AnonDoxy October 2, 2018
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Online Badminton

The term used to describe horny males who "shuttle cocks" across the internet.
Nah, I'm not really as in to Online Badminton as you are.
by UrbanBurgerKing September 7, 2015
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