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Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
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Chav baiting

this is possibly the best idea i've ever come across, its like a sport, you find a herd of fresh chav scum, chase them, scare the living shit outta them and then, you beat the shit outta them and leave them there in a heap on the floor begging for daddy to save them. almost like genocide, but on the dogshit of our community.a general cadidate for communial sport of hte year!
oh look janice, a chav, lets throttle him and probe his pea-brain with our napalmed knitting needles...And then some... ; WOW - Chav baiting, lets legalise this fantastic idea!
by chav h8a 2005 October 4, 2005
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cat backing

When a drunken tard gets the dry-heaves. They look like a cat when they are trying to get a fur ball up.
Rachel got a dirty gas pump and started cat backing!!
by Queen B's January 15, 2007
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asian baiting

Non-asian people imitating or trying to appear asian.

Usually surrounding East Asian features and stereotypes.

AsianBaiters mimic East Asians and use excuses like "it is just makeup" or "my friends cousins sister has a dog who's friends owner is East Asian"

Similar to Weebs and Koreaboos! They can obsess over anime and think BTS will marry them and will most likely get a tattoo with Chinese characters... even when they don't understand Chinese.

if you do this go to therapy!
PERSON 1: "I look so kawaii in my school girl outfit with chopsticks in my hair, I look more asian that you"
E-Asian PERSON : .............................................................................................................................. "yes Becky the blue eyes and blonde balayage is really giving off uwu vibes pOp oFf siS! maybe if you go to china town someone will think you're a LoCAL". *ALL SARCASM*

E-Asian Person: "Here everyone you can see the wild Asianbaiter, Asian Baiting in their natural habitat"
by bussywagon4000 December 27, 2021
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Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
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bare backing

i ain bare backin , allow diseases init
by michel jackson October 29, 2003
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Backing

To Back A Friend Up If Some Yutes Starting Beef
Yo Jack You Backing Sam Tommorow
by JohnWayneGacy52 May 20, 2019
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