Baby Mode

Baby Mode is when somebody acts grumpy and cute like an overtired toddler who refuses to go to bed. Usually gwumpy, angy and very adorable.

Guy 1: "Bro, you're totally Baby Mode right now."
Guy 2: "No I am not! *gwumpy noises*"
Guy 1: "Yep, Baby Mode."

by Dualed Jeweled Wiener December 24, 2019

baby moo cows

Refers to you calf muscle

God damn my baby moo cows are sore from running today!!

by chickenpotpi3 March 18, 2016

Baby Momma Leg Lock

(BMLL) A martial arts jujitsu move only performed by women. This trapping move is inflicted by the crazed female upon the male victim of her choice during intercourse. The female (on top) full mounts the male (on back) and locks her legs around him when he is about to spew his swimmers... commonly resulting in non-consensual pregnancy. Also known as the “child trapper.”

Your Honor, my client is indeed the father, but should be exempt from child support, insert crazy hoe name victimized my client with the (BMLL) Baby Momma Leg Lock ...

male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!

by Jay Jay Ducky January 9, 2021

my baby momma

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.

by vito90 April 30, 2003

baby moon

Supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. Mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. Maybe a weekend, maybe a week. Requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. Travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. Eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.

Preggers Newlywed: I've just found out. A week after the honeymoon, I'm 4 weeks prganant! Can you believe? Time to plan a baby moon!

by dustruffle July 26, 2008

Baby Mode

A phrase used to describe something that's really easy. It is in reference to video game difficulty selection menus, where the art for the easiest difficulty usually depicts a baby or features baby motifs.

That test was so baby mode

by 3lonMu$k November 14, 2021

Titty baby mouth

When a child who is now an adult and they have a large over bite usually with oblong shaped upper and lower jaw and messed up teeth. Usually is caused from sucking either on titties or bottles or pacifiers for years as an infant through childhood.

“Damn look at that guy over there. He definitely has titty baby mouth!”

by TittyBabyMouth September 26, 2019