asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

Austen Lee Tucker

A gay boy who thinks they are smart and can get girls. But in the end he is wrong. He can be very sensitive and twitches. He even might have his own sister measure his 1 incher. But in the end he is a cool friend to have.

Me: is the Austen Lee Tucker
Another person: I heard he was gay

by RebelZ06 August 24, 2021

Asten moment

An Asten moment can be any of the following: blackmail, arm-chopping, over-obsession with hugs,

A: Dang... What if I chop my whole arm off?
B: Asten moment!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021

Austen

A very charming and sweet boy. Hes hot, cute, adorable, and lovable all at the same time, anyone would be lucky to have an Austen. Hes always there for support, and always has words of wisdom. Hes shy at first but give him a second and hes outgoing and fun loving.

Girl one- Wow, he is SUCH a Austen!
Girl two- I know right? I'd kill for someone like that!

by Happylove! November 8, 2010

Austen

A white boy who probably thinks he can beat anybody in a fight.

me: your dumb

Austen: Shut up before i slam your ass

by uvuboy446 September 23, 2020

Austentatious

A play on the word 'ostentatious', used to describe the works of author Jane Austen.

Positively Austentatious!

by Iz416 April 5, 2011

awsten knight

awsten knight is one of the hottest natural blues out there. he is in a band called Waterparks along with his friends Geoff and Otto. his music is so fucking good and you could listen to it for 1000 fucking years. he is a pansexual colored hair masterpiece that rings, wears feet necklaces, and has a tooth bat.

have you heard of waterparks awsten knight?

by parxiedebs December 9, 2021