autoplayistic

the characteristic of providing oneself with play. autonomous sexual gratification... i.e. masturbation

She hasn't been w/ a guy in over a year... bet she's all autoplayistic.

John has never had sex before; this is why we don't question is autoplayistic lifestyle.

by Leroy July 8, 2003

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autopathetic

Autopathetic-

Person(s) so bad, sad or incompetent that the person(s) know(s) at their core they are useless in at least that area of their life.

An object/function so poorly designed, executed or worn out that it is a shining example of incompetence, uselessness or the absurd.

The Lions and Raiders have been autopathetic the last decade.
The newest software upgrade was so autopathetic it was embarrassed to install itself.
The new mayor was classic autopathetic and was arrested after only 2 weeks in office.

by DenverNN December 4, 2010

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AutoPajearse

Spanish funny phrase for "self-jackoff" which is used mostly by Hondurans living in United States.

That man decided to "autopajearse" because he didn't come up with any jokes.

by iGabrielzx August 4, 2014

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Autopsyco Hipster

Someone who does things before they know its cool even if everyone else knows.

Woah you didn't know the bottle challenge was a thing? But you're so good at it. You're such a autopsyco hipster...

by DaleksRGwd December 6, 2016

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Autopathetic

1.
adjective:

claiming to care more about some trivial sillyness to excuse foregoing inconvenient empathy

2.
adjective:

ACTUALLY caring more about one's own minutiae than other people's devastation

Autopatheticly, Brett Kavanaugh resentfully wimpered some random wistfulness about his dad's calenders.

by ~ _ ~ March 18, 2019

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autopaedicatio

When a man sticks his own Penis into his arsehole

Yesterday, whilst I was walking through the park, a saw a rather strange man committing autopaedicatio on a public bench ; The man simply desired his own Penis.
#SelfSufficient

by Hors Meet November 20, 2020

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