autistic

its a disability, not an adjective used to describe something you find utter stupid. and no, your friend isn’t ‘acting autistic’ 💀

Guy 1: I’m autistic. Just got diagnosed.
Guy 2: That doesn’t change who you are. You’re still cool, Guy 1. :)

by jayquan. February 1, 2022

Autistic

If you're autistic, you are a certified cool guy.

- Yours truly, an autistic person.

Who invented the computer? An autistic person. Who discovered gravity? An autistic person. Who created the highest-grossing media franchise? An autistic person.

We are too powerful.

by BX56 June 18, 2022

autistic aids

When your autism is so bad that it causes you to have a special type of AIDS. The AIDS combines with your autism to make you the stupidest fuck that ever existed in the world. If you have autistic AIDS, you're not just regular stupid, you're a waste of fucking Oxygen stupid. The stupidity manifests itself not only through academics, but in social interactions and behaviors.

This Polish kid in my Medical Interventions class is such a fucking c***. He made me do the entire lab report by myself when he jerked off to gay squirrel porn. His autistic AIDs is fucking contagious.

by Gul Dukat April 24, 2017

autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate

Kate is an autistic goldfish

by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016

autistic

A person with autism

Although I'm autistic, I will be graduating from college next month, and I know alot about music.

by Karen Stickney May 21, 2006

austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism

Hey did you meet Austintism

by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018

Autistic mode

Originated from the science-fiction anime and manga Ghost In The Shell, wherein brain-computer interfaces are used by the everyman to communicate, get information and the like, much like we use smartphones today. They're also in use by military and law enforcement. They need to ensure that they cannot be detected from EM emissions, or hacked (having their senses manipulated, or bodies remote-controlled), both of which would be devastating to an operation. To avoid this, they turn off all external communications, entering autistic mode.

"On my mark, we sync clocks and go autistic."
"Despite being in autistic mode, the soldiers lost their brain-optical nerve connection during operation. The only reasonable explanation we can draw is a virus."

by 2000angryskeletons September 13, 2015