Austrian Sauna Bear

While an Austrian female with an extreme amount of pubic hair is taking a sauna, a male (or hairy female) flosses his/her teeth using the long pubic hairs while the sweat from her anal and bearded clam region drips into a bucket or pan which is used as the liquid source to heat the sauna. Once the sweat is poured on the rocks the male/ female with freshly flossed teeth then waves a towel in a wrist flicking motion spreading the aroma of the sweat around the sauna.

Magdalena: Let's turn up the heat baby
Roman: Ok spread em, let's have an Austrian Sauna Bear
Magdalena: Don't pull too much
Roman: Sorry, your bear is still stuck in my teeth from last week

by Oilexchange February 12, 2013

Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 13, 2010

Austrian Horseshoe

A large dildo, normally a double dong.

Hey Kaj, what did you do with that Austrian Horseshoe you bought last night?

by Horseshoe Lover October 1, 2009

austrian rinse cycle

The act of urination from the penetrating party whilst having anal sex. Resulting in a wet anus and much embarrassment.

"I was really desperate for a slash whilst we were at it anal last night, so I gave her the once over on an austrian rinse cycle."

by ChrisUK17 July 21, 2008

austrian empire

The austrian empire was austria at it's largest and most powerful extent

the austrian empire used to be a european superpower

by German Empire June 21, 2021

Austrian Cheese Bath

The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.

If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel

A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.

"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."

by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

Austrian Airstrike

When the man or women, sitting at least a story or more above his/her partner, takes a dump which lands on the partner. (Preferably the face or chest).

Girl: Are you ready for the Austrian Airstrike?
Boy: Here it comes!

Sadly the girl was knocked unconscious.

by The jagged headed dildo January 29, 2009