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North Augusta

A Small town across the Georgia-South Carolina border. Often Confused with Augusta, Georgia, the place they hold the masters every year, North Augusta is Actually in SC. One of the oldest cities in the state, established in 1872, it is the pride of SC, along with Aiken. It is also the second city of SC. Generous souls, and pretty much no type of ghetto ( There are bad people everywhere, I'm telling you ) You could say North Augusta is a type of paradise.
Guy 1: You in North Augusta yet?
Guy 2: I've been here for about 3 months, but I've been watchin the sun set ever since, so I didnt get to call you. Hot babes here man, Hot babes.
by G3N3S1S December 24, 2010
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Augusta, GA

The worst, most boring city ever to exist. The heat and humidity are horrible. If you take a deep breath of stagnant, Augusta air, you will smell farts and marijuana stank, along with the occasional note of shit. This is due to the fact that, apparently, every God forsaken piece of land here has to be built on, leaving less trees. The heat seems to make people crazy, which is probably causing the ass-loads of crime we have.
Augusta is also what some dub the "golf capital of the world" because the Masters is held here. If you have been to Augusta because of that, here's something you don't know: Master's week is the ONLY time that Augusta looks like a normal, nice place to be.
While it's the only place I have ever lived, I was raised by people who aren't from here, therefore I am a normal person who lives in a place filled with dumbfarts. As a person unlike the majority, I think that everyone who lives here falls under at least one of the following categories:

1. A whore
2. A snob
3. A person who regularly speeds
4. A person whose brain is so affected by the heat that they don't put a damn bit of thought into what they're doing
5. A person who isn't from around here and/or is raised by someone who isn't from here who is wondering why the hell they're here.

Unless you absolutely have to, don't move to Augusta. Just...don't.
Person 1: "Oh my God man, I just came back from Augusta, GA."

Person 2: "For real, man?"

Person 1: " Yeah, just because some of my relatives live there. I don't know how they can live there, it's so boring."

Person 2: "I feel sorry for you, but I feel especially bad for your relatives. Damn."
by zawakuchi July 25, 2011
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Autistacunt

A word to define a person who is autistic and also a cunt.
Guy 1: That guy is such a autistic cunt!
Guy 2: You mean a Autistacunt?
Guy 1: Yeah!
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North Augusta

A small town across from Augusta, Georgia. Confusingly enough, it is in South Carolina. Typical boring town. Typical boring people.
Person 1: Do you want to go to North Augusta?

Person 2: Heck no, why would anyone?
by buukieman July 18, 2009
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Augusta

The second largest town in georgia, Augusta is known for its golf tournament held on the first week of April every year called the masters. Also for james brown.
Famous land marks include-
Augusta National Golf Club
Richmond Academy
Augusta Country Club
EastBoundry St.
Soul Bar

Augusta is a staple of a southern american town where, a mainly white, rich half of the town is one one side of the main railroad tracks, and the mainly black side is on the other.
Hey Boi, Im rollin down I-20 To Augusta, from the ATl U gonna come?
by J-Dawg of lil a April 4, 2007
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augusta

city in georgia where the masters are held each year
tiger woods went to augusta and won the green jacket
by alkatreez May 24, 2005
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augusta christian

where bad ass mf bitches go that are all good asf at sports
damn you go to augusta christian i wanna be friends with you
by augusta christian rocks October 11, 2021
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