astromonically nice 

sooooo..... I just made the first word up, if you like space, and something is nice, just say whoa that was astromonically nice, meaning very etc

the ice cream was astromonically nice

astromonically nice by JibberJabbermouth January 23, 2014

astronomical unit 

an astronomical unit is light years away, it's 12e in math which = a trillion light years

guy 1:umm
guy 2: astronomical unit

astronomical unit by mlg pro 11212005 April 12, 2017

astronomical-cost retort

Refers to the mildly-indignant answer that you snortingly "toss back" at a seemingly-impertinent clueless who naively asks why you don't "just buy your way out" of a moderately-inconvenient/difficult/unpleasant situation, his not being familiar with the enormous financial outlay that said "easy-solution" choice/action would entail.

Two typical/everyday examples of an astronomical-cost retort would be with regards to having a garage come and pick up your presently-non-drivable vehicle instead of having a friend help you tow/push it the few miles to the garage with another vehicle ("Yeah, **sure** I could --- for a nice HUNDRED-BUCKS TOWING-CHARGE!"), or if you presently have to turn your well-pump on and off manually because it's "on its last legs" and so you always have to be "right there and ready" to quickly turn the pump back off to avoid damage if it doesn't immediately start up when you power it on ("Oh, yeah --- new pumps are indeed available --- you got an extra THOUSAND BUCKS OR MORE JUSS LAYIN' AROUND to get one installed??!"). Never fails to shut the impudent inquisitor right up!

astronomical-cost retort by QuacksO October 26, 2018

Astronomical Neck

when a girl gives you the best head you’ve ever received.

“Yeah bro, she gave me that astronomical neck last night. It was crazy”

Astronomical Neck by 5sosl October 16, 2021

Astronomical 

To be amazed

To be dfined as a wonderful spirit

You are an astronomical figure

Astronomical by Astronimical February 2, 2023

astronomical fraudfloppian 

When a unit or character who used to perform really good ended up performing in such a horrendous way that it is completely justifiable to question their strength in the first place.

That is an astronomical fraudfloppian level of damage!

astronomical fraudfloppian by little hustler February 5, 2025

Astronomical Chaos 

A pedophile FANDOM Star who gets his dick rided by FANDOM staff

He likes kids /srs
Watch bruh wrecks noobs' videos on him

person 1: yo did you hear about astronomical chaos
person 2: yeah i hope he doesnt diddle me

Astronomical Chaos by addictBWN September 14, 2025