Astel

Small alien god idol manager from holostars. Mistaken to be a idol but is actually a idol manager. Very seiso and good at singing. The most normal holostar out of all of the members. Says lfg ( lets fucking go ) alot. Somehow stole a little zombie sister from the side of the road. He screams and drinks olive oil . Astellas or astelnese (his fans) suffer 24/7 watching his 12 hour apex streams (idk how yall do this tbh). His word is law, because he is god "I AM NOT KING I AM YES GOD".

Astella 1:Did you see astel latest apex stream
Astella 2: yea lfg

by Microwavedjackal September 12, 2021

Astha

So cute. Usually an Astha is LOUD. She usually makes jokes about being slapped by a sandal and wants to make refrences to more indian things but goes to a white school. Astha's are badass and strong.

Did you see Astha's dance last night? Yeah, she's so cool!

by yesgooddoggo June 22, 2017

astelin

The best hypixel bedwars player in history.

Tourney position #7
10+ 1000 fkdrs
1000 bedwars winstreak
Rich
Famous
Literally unbeatable
Literally perfect

The superchad of hypixel btw

I want to be astelin- Neti
ASTELIN > ITEN

by Netiiiiiii May 14, 2021

AsterieBot

AsterieBot is a popular divination-focused discord bot, found sprawling the various worlds of discord's divination, spiritual, tarot etc type communities. Originally an IRC bot created ~2016, it specialises in providing in-depth meanings and explanations behind the cards, runes, and other divinatory systems it’s capable of. It doesn’t just pull, say, a tarot card - rather, it will pull a Tarot card and provide keywords, the card image (including possible reversals), and a description - enough to give you a healthy understanding. The bot has a wide variety of decks and multiple rune sets, as well as an 8-Ball command, hieroglyphic divination, daily horoscopes, astrology & tarot memes, & other misc commands.

Key Features include:

* In-depth Tarot, lenormand, and oracle card divination
* In-depth runic divination, with multiple rune sets
* A growing list of decks to choose from
* Deck customizability: curate your own favourites list, ban decks from appearing (either for yourself or for your server)
* Ability to search for individual cards along with their full detailed descriptions (useful for study groups, or if you need a reminder, or during specific-card discussions!)
* Astrology & tarot memes
* In-depth horoscope feature
* Standard 8-ball & a more fun version
* Unique divination systems (greek letter, hiroglyphic)
* Misc fun commands such as random quotes, jokes, compliment other users, yes/no coinflips, a choose command, etc

Fairy_24: Hmm, does anyone know what the Eight of Swords tarot card mean?
xx_HeliDagger: Just type ?cardsearch rw eight of swords, AsterieBot will explain

by Grimer Mandemer August 17, 2021

AstelZoom

When you see something cursed. Almost always packed in Discord emoji form.

A: "Here, have some cursed ASMR vids"
B: ":AstelZoom:"

by khgbot January 22, 2022

Meme asthma

That moment when you saw something so funny you wheeze, start laugh coughing, and then it turns into a full on miserable cough.

Damn, Alex just slipped on the oil I set up in the kitchen to prank him. I don't regret it, I got such a good laugh out of it it gave me meme asthma!

by TheRoachUnderYourTable August 4, 2020

Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.

She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020