asscrack

A dirty, despicable human being, that serves no purpose in life. Only there to annoy the shit out of you.

-Damn, I'm so tired of Denise bothering me.
-Yeah, that girl is such an asscrack.

by Superstar88 March 8, 2008

asscracker

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005

asscrack

A person who is not quite an asshole, but well on their way.

Steve gave me a back handed compliment. That guy is such an asscrack!

by missikat December 16, 2008

asstracted

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.

His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.

by Playtz July 24, 2011

asstract

The extract of one's ass. Created from the word "extract" and "ass" if you didn't notice.

Dude, I was fucking this chick in the ass and some asstract came out.

by Incudal October 13, 2005

John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005

Assrack

The wispy longhorn likeness on the lower back, just above the holy alter formed by the fleshy mounds on which a person sits. Used to attract anal attention for buttsex or other orificial penetration by means of visual attraction and/or deception.
ink tat ass lower back

Dat assrack was so hot I just had to tap dat bitch! Dat bitch has such a hella big bumper dat she got stretch marks in her assrack! Her assrack was hot, but she was not, so I split on the spot!

by r.s.Reeves February 18, 2008