assterbait

A person that masterbaits in their asshole using either their finger or a dilhdo. can be done in combination with normal masterbaiting.

go back to assterbaiting you lazy fuck, its the only thing you seem to know how to do!

by Mr. scientist January 3, 2008

Asstertaste

The taste after eating something that seems to leave an after taste that is comparable to the imagined taste of ass.

Sam: Dude the new Twix candy has only 130 calories!
Jeff: True, butt they leave a terrible Asstertaste in your mouth.

by Daddy GaGa May 7, 2010

assterhoids

The formations on uranus from constantly being pounded by genitalia.

My assterhoids are flaring up, I seriously need to stop having gay sex.

by Blackcockerspaniel February 24, 2014

Assumer

When an individual tends to take on a certain form,attribute or aspect of things very quickly and abruptly;when he/she might think one thing just because you might have said another thing about that subject

Gosh billy was such an assumer yesterday when I texted him,he wanted to go to the movies but I told him I wanted to go with Sandra instead because it would've been fun,then he thought I was saying he wasn't fun?! Like c'mon billy.

by Ya know it August 24, 2016

Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood

I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.

by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021

Asstertaste

The taste left in ones mouth after tossing salad.

"Tossing Staisy's salad left a bad asstertaste in my mouth."

by Cherie Brennan December 18, 2008

asstershock

After ripping an ass explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. Can often be smellier than the big one.

Keith kept farting through the whole damn movie, but his asstershocks were worse.

by bb+af June 29, 2010