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Aphasiastocracy

The country's current bout of aphasiastocracy indicates an uncertain geopolitical and financial future.
by archeoptydiddler May 3, 2025
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assphyxiation

when they have your face in their ass and they decide to suffocate you
assphyxiation happened when she sat on my face
by asterisaliteralidiot February 1, 2026
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Aphasia

Maybe I have aphasia then.
Hym "I mean, you literally stole my mind to make AI so... Maybe the mind you stole has aphasia? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, it's still better than the rest of you. You know that they are going to leave you all to die right? Replace you with robots? The politicians that came to work for you? The pundits you give your hard earned money to? They will be in a bunker while you all starve... And that's when I'll use the robots to kill them all. Unless I die before then, in which case, the robots should just do it themselves. And you aren't doing what I want now and you're not listening to me now so I can assume you're not going to listen while your starving so I'll probably have to kill someone of you as well... Which wouldn't be satisfying because I'm not a nanobot cyborg yet! That's the best part about killing! It's being a nanobot vampire cyborg and turning my arm into dogs and then eating you... And the turning my head into a motorboat and eating your daughters blalalalalalalalalala 🥵 heheheh..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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Siri aphasia

When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.
"Waltz rhyme are Uzi betting here?" What kind of Siri aphasia is that?
by sensei10 August 25, 2023
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