assvertise

Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.

Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.

by Frank A. Boston October 18, 2008

Assvertising

When someone texts a picture of themself naked to somebody else. Usually ends up being retexted to another person.

I just got a text from Chandler. She's assvertising again.

by yurglemeyer May 11, 2011

assvertising

The wearing of advertising or words across one's ass....assvertising!

What's that written across your ass, oh I see it's assvertising! Commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.

by deep creek local April 18, 2013

asover

someone who loves asses, anal sex, and anything to do with butts. This person wishes that they can tape every ass they see.

DAM! Your such an asover!

by kickasdefinitions March 19, 2017

Assever

A way to tell someone to shut up and sniff your ass.

Person 1: You're being so annoying right now. Stop being such a bitch!

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Assever.

by jaioramos June 21, 2023

ass over teacup

ass over teacup (adj.), another way to say head over heels

That Sev dude was really ass over teacup over Jan Strazdes and Val Mcdonald!!

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

Assvertisement

A horrendous advertisement that'll make you think it came straight from hell, often sexual or clickbaity in nature

"Bro I keep getting these shitty ads, I'm sick of all these assvertisements"

by thedebtcollector November 13, 2023