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Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.
Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.
by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019
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Football Association of Singapore

A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
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Wiener Cousins By Association

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association
by celphchaos June 30, 2010
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assopopulous

This is When You pucker up your butt hole to resemble a kiss then you place it on your partner and begin kissing him/her.
My girlfriend gave me an assopopulous on my chin....
by fernandob July 29, 2007
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Assoholic Bitch

Someone that is addicted to ass, while being a giant bitch. This was first said by the genius Eric Merry
FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC!
by NemyOsel June 23, 2016
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Hate by Association

When you automatically end up hating someone just because they hang out with someone you actually hate.
Ugh, she hangs out with her? She must be a bitch too! It's hate by association.
by Mistress of Puppets November 4, 2014
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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