Asseatingmachine

Eat ass and eat shit becUse yes

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister

by Noppnoel February 6, 2020

Ass meat

Disgusting shit you only find stuck to blankets and faces and asses and shit.

Grossness.

"Check out that ass meat on the couch, no fucking way i'm sitting there."

"Shut the fuck up Charleen"

"ughhh"

by Dr. Assmeat May 29, 2011

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

assweat

Sweat that collects on/in one's ass after a good workout.
Also see: ballsweat

Good hustle guys... damn I got mad assweat!

by Timmy 'o' Toole January 4, 2006

assmates

couples in college that take classes together

I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.

by catmcaul September 10, 2005

ass meat

preperation H anybody

he had too much ass meat to sit and wath the movie

by jimk August 16, 2003

assmat

Some gay word that stupid FOBs use when they're out of GOOD insults

"By the way, typing in huge bold font proves you're an assmat."

by sxmachine March 4, 2005