asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005

asswack

A naval unit equal to ten shitloads.

Someone spilled an asswack of coffee in the kitchen.

We need an asswack of guns for this excursion.

by Agent_Lemon November 26, 2014

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

Assback

v1: To have won after having performed a series of insults. To show dominance in having won an argument to the opposition. Similar in use to "pwned".
v2: The use of moving the butt in a sexually provocative motion after having bent down. Often used in consensus with grinding and used by woman as a dating tactic to draw focus to the general buttox area.
n: The meeting of the ass and back, but not quite the lower back.

v1: Ajin: I know I'm not in a relationship now, but there are plenty of fish in the lake.
Suman: Ajin, how come you have a lake, but most girls have a sea? (In this context Suman has assbacked Ajin)
v2: Zoe has a tendancy to walk ahead of people and pretend to drop items so she can assback them and seek attention to her buttox.
n: Suman repeatedly kicks Ajin's assback upon cue via remix to the words in the song "Smack That", with the word "Assback".

by S B December 14, 2008

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

assjake

An assjake is one who jakes asses

"Those assjakes keep getting in my way!"

by HugoBoom April 8, 2005

assjackson

One who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison.

That assjackson stole my virginity!

by Vinic March 31, 2003