Assleg

That delectable area on a woman's body where the top of her leg meets her ass (or her ass meets the top of her leg...)

Wow, my girl has fantastic assleg. I can't stop touching it!

by Mitch McGuire August 4, 2017

Assive

Used to describe someone as disrespectful.

Sebastian: You're a cunt.
Ryan : God Sebastian, why you gotta be so assive?

by reelest kneebruh June 7, 2018

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005

Ben Assfleck

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Assfleece

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.

While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.

by Hollywuud October 21, 2011

assilicious

There are multiple definitions to this word:
1) anything that is ignnorant or asinine in nature
2) A HUGE ghetto booty, particularly appropriate when referring to ghetto booties that belong to men that make them look funny
3) Any combination of the two above.

HOLY SHIT! Tim is looking assilicious in those pants today.

by PimpD April 23, 2004

Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011