asskicker

A culvert buried under a road that causes the rear end of a car to jump up in an unexpected and tooth jarring manner.

The problem is always worse in the times when frost is affecting road surfaces.

Small cars with low profile tires such as Honda's or Miata's react much more than a larger car or truck.

What did you think of that asskicker?

by winter tour leader December 1, 2009

asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 24, 2007

asslicker

Our rectum-slurping,hemmhoroid gobbling,
feces munching president Shitbush

Boy,I can't believe there's such an asslicker in the White House!

by Ira Newman September 13, 2005

Asslick

Someone who is being stupid or annoying, another term for Asshole or bitch, created by the ever so famous j.kasper.

You fucking asslick! you just ruined my shirt.
Don't be an asslick, martin.

by j..kasper December 11, 2011

Asspick

What a toothpick does for the teeth an asspick does for the ass. In case if you didn't get it, an asspick is a penis.

Slut 1: Uhh, I just got asspicked
Slut 2: Well I guess you ate rough things today...

by Sevhakop May 1, 2008

asspicker

Person who picks their ass or someone elses.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

assdick

noun - A dick long enough to be tucked into the asshole slash sphincter.

adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.

Bobby Joe comes walking down the hall with his shirt collar popped and blatantly ignores Claudia when she says hello to him; she turns to her biffel Amanda and says "Wow. What an assdick."

by pandarex November 24, 2009