assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 3, 2003

assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

by blobular August 19, 2011

assfisting

The fisting of ones asshole.

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."

by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

assisted

Retarded, Stupid

My teammates are the most assisted motherfuckers I've ever seen.

by Ulost July 26, 2016