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Assoholic Bitch

Assoholic Bitch was invented in the video: Comment Comeback: I HATE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG by IHE the user Eric Merry to insult IHE for not liking sonic
"FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC"
by SparkleTimesDefinitionz January 3, 2017
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Sophisticated Alcoholic

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.
"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."
by Turing May 3, 2004
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alcoholic

A person who knows exactly how many days it's been since they had a drink.
E.g., In January, 2007, Lindsay Lohan told People magazine "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything." Lindsay Lohan's publicist Leslie Zelnick confirmed to The Associated Press in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
by asking January 22, 2007
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alcoholic

A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.
Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.
by Recovering January 17, 2004
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asshoholic

Asshole + Alcoholic => Asshoholic
When you are an asshole and you love the asshole culture, then you are an asshoholic.
I've never seen such an asshoholic cocky bitch, she's the dumbest in the class and she's proud of herself...
by Mitternacht December 9, 2007
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semi-alcoholic

someone who isn't quite alcoholic, nor are they drinking sensibly. Most likely someone is high-functioning in society, but drinks more then they should, but doesn't feel the need to drink in the morning in the afternoon. a semi-alcoholic is most likely a student at university or weird spooky kid who doesn't have much direction in their life.

There most likely to drink out of sheer boredom rather then addiction because sober reality is bullshit, but maybe they have taste and prefer expensive fancy german beers.
"I drink almost every night or other night, but I have a girlfriend, keep two part time jobs and I'm on track for a 2:1 degree" - a semi-alcoholic.
by el andy July 26, 2009
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Alcoholic Ninja

The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.
My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!
by Urban humor May 27, 2017
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