Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

by Butt Man April 6, 2015

Assburgers Syndrome

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth

hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome

by pyrosef October 8, 2008

assburger

A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.

Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.

by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011

Assburger Syndrome

when u shit out burgers

Retarded police man had assburger syndrome

by assburgersyndromepatient January 27, 2009

Assburgers syndrome

A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.

Janquilence: But I thought assburgers syndrome was-
Snansthony: Nope. It's this

by keldard May 31, 2020

Assburger

Singular of Assburgers; or Burger consisting of (typically) Ass, or ass-tasting ingredients such as fortnite virgin juice.

"Yo man this really is an assburger."

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

by KingArrowfan May 1, 2021

asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008