Assalingus

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008

Assailing

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

assacle

It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!

'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

asaad

a guy with a cute voice and he is VERY SEXY. he has no pen so donate a pen so he can write me a loveletter

ohh he so sexy he must be a asaad
ohh he has a cute voice he must be an asaad.

by ellapunger May 11, 2020

assacre

Having diarrhea and stinking up the bathroom.

Don't go in there. There's been an assacre.

by What about ME? May 31, 2005

assalicious

A woman with a nice, big, round, butt.

Do you see assalicious over there.
That girl is assalicous.

by Melissa Munger July 28, 2007

Assalamu Alaikum

greeting for muslims meaning "peace be on u"

Malcolm X: Assalamu alaikum!

by C-Hud July 28, 2006