Critters that squirm inside of the your rumpus crack, and live to their lives content. They live inside your flabby ass untill their shit overwhelms your insides and you turn gay and hump everything in site. Now the word 'Ass Goblin' isn ot a word ot be used by the light-hearted. Be careful, it will eat you up with all itsm ight
1. Your fat reminds me of the ass goblin i bumped up my butt.
2. you are a nasty Ass Goblin who only loves himself and the poo of others.
2. you are a nasty Ass Goblin who only loves himself and the poo of others.
by Lukas Mary May 17, 2004
Get the Ass Goblinmug. 
by CANDON! October 19, 2004
Get the Ass goblinmug. a goblin that hails from the nether regions of people's underside. Enjoys spelunking in the cavernous regions of old men.
by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004
Get the Ass Goblinmug. Ass Goblin. A thin typically loud douche bag that sits next to me in class.
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
by Doc111 August 11, 2009
Get the Ass Goblinmug. The art of a straight man indulging in the fine art art of anal sex with either a man or a woman.A fetish or obession.A person that loses all sense of pride when it comes to ass.
The other night Don and I went drinking,got wasted and passed out back at Don's.I woke up in the morning with a unplesant surprise of Don trying to push his jell-o like dick in my ass.Upon explanation Don confessed he can't help himself he is a ass goblin and just likes ass of all kinds.
by Jellybabyking December 28, 2005
Get the Ass Goblinmug. A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.
by ihatebritlen September 2, 2011
Get the Ass Goblinmug.