ASSNUT

a derogatory term used to make fun of someone when u cant think of anything else to say

DAMN IT BOBBY U ASSNUT how did u ace that test

by ydub October 4, 2004

assnuts

The testicles that descend from one's anus.

Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

Assnut

A douche of a different kind, this person is a Philadelphia sports fan of any kind. (i.e. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76'ers) Usually one is loud, obnoxious, and talks shit on people for no good reason other then to hear themselves talk.

Man, Brian is an assnut, he thinks the Flyers are better then the Penguins.

by Hocfan66 November 1, 2008

assnut

the combination of asshole(dumb) and nut head(dumb) which means double dumb. Dumber than the normal dumb.

You assnut, you cant even figure out which way is left!

by faizudin March 28, 2008

Assnuts

Someone you highly dislike. You think they're a dumbass

Hey assnuts what are you doing?

by Dumpster dude January 16, 2017

Assnut

Peanuts that are lodged in one's ass.

Yo dude, I'm harvesting assnuts... You want any?

by Fredrick Weasley March 21, 2009