ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

by daedalus October 3, 2003

ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 16, 2003

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014