Ass cheese soup

A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.

Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.

by Mpreal1 July 14, 2020

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.

I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

ass-cheese

a janky little cheese charcuterie board that looks like ass

“are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”

by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

ass and cheese

When your so bad at anything you do your friends call you out on it constantly

Why the fuck is my reverse gear neutral your ass and cheese at driving stick peter

by Whyland October 21, 2020