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by Sus-Dog-69 November 22, 2019
Get the Asslips mug.Alipunga is a fungus that affects the skin in the area between the toes. It's a ringworm variant.
It also means "Athlete's foot" in Tagalog.
It also means "Athlete's foot" in Tagalog.
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by chelxi May 28, 2021
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An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.
Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.
Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
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An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.
Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.
Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.
Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.
Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.
Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?
by germayne48 February 22, 2011
Get the Asslips mug.Aslıhans are mammals which are primarily found on the Anatolian peninsula in Western Asia and on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Their appearance is purely human, still scientists argue that they are at least partly related to members of the species “felis” (cat). Ben et al. 2019 observed several behavioral patterns which support this hypothesis. They found Aslıhans biting and licking members of their group in play. Furthermore, they observed that Aslıhans preferred to sleep in the laps of humans. However, the most convincing argument in support of the half-cat theory is Aslıhans behavior towards members of the other species. When a cat is present, Aslıhans will almost certainly touch it. Ben et al. reported several cases where Aslıhans have been observed to touch a cat when it was reluctant, even attacking the Aslıhan. They conclude that the desire to touch cats is a subconscious pattern that cannot be actively controlled. Possibly, this an evolutionary mechanism to ensure that cat-ness is transferred to the Aslıhan in regular intervals. Without it, Aslıhans would turn into humans – and who likes humans anyway?
1) Today I saw a black Aslıhan. - Oh no dude! This means one year of bad luck!
2) The other day, my Aslıhan fell. It turned mid-air and landed straight on its feet. Then it lay on the couch.
3) Happy Birthday, Aslıhan! :***
2) The other day, my Aslıhan fell. It turned mid-air and landed straight on its feet. Then it lay on the couch.
3) Happy Birthday, Aslıhan! :***
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When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"
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