Assinoun

a hybridized "word" composed of two existing nouns created by a marketing guru to entice consumers to believe a new science based product has become available. These are easily identified by the hyphen and of course the Trademarking.

New assinouns: Stabili-Track, Acti-lift Technology, Vita-niacin Complex, Kera-Fibre Complex. The advertisers want me to think of four wheel drive, laundry detergent, face cream and mascarra when I hear them.

by Jazzman1958 December 14, 2010

Akino

1. The cutest person in all of existence no matter how many times they try to deny it.

2. Simple really really cute.

3. If she ever says she isn't cute, then she is absolutely adorable!!!

"Its had to feel down when I have Akino in my arms. She is so cute I forget all about it!"

"Everything that sorta cute is jealous of how cute Akino is..."

"Akino, why are you so cuuuuuuttteeeeee?!"

by SuperKawaiiLoli July 24, 2021

That's crazy but I don't remember asking

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about

Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020

whos askin

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Askimo

The sexual malpractice of placing an icecube inside your partners anus either during intercourse or whilst asleep directly after intercourse.

AAAH! I've been askimo'd!

by Glover September 2, 2005

I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020

Curse of the Ashino

A curse in which you Exgirlfriend, Exfiance, Exboyfriend, Exfiance, Etc, puts a binding curse on you preventing you from meeting other women/men successfully. Others that find you attractive will be thwarted off mysteriously for unknown reasons. You will know if you have this curse because everytime you go to strike a move the curse happens the same way everytime.

Its the damn Curse of the Ashino thats keepin me from getting my swerve on playa!!!

by Johnston McStyles August 11, 2006