asdas

what faggots call each other

asdas! I missed you so hard!

by chazdean123 July 14, 2018

uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge

Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda

by Nit Nat January 24, 2017

ASDA juice

Asda juice, is the fruity juice from asda, that once scanned at the checkout says "ASDA JUICE"

"HEY BILLY PASS THE ASDA JUICE"

by Asda juice November 14, 2019

ASDA

the off-brand NCFCA created by the kicked-out mormans cuz NCFCA is smart but kinda stupid

its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round

awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe

yo i was in ASDA, i left after i got 1st place 4 years in a row cuz its so bad

by eope February 5, 2024

dirty Asda

When you are stacking the shelves but your too short to reach the top shelf and while struggling to reach you shit all over another colleague.

“You won’t believe it, Jeff gave me a dirty Asda the other day!”

by Lavivienda March 29, 2023

ASDA John

Pulling an ASDA John

Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

ASDA

The moment you see someone hot, and you want to tell your friends in a discreet way

Shaniqua: I just had an asda

Marybell: Not fair i want an asda

by StealthyElectra January 6, 2022