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Zen as fuck

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When you reach a heightened level of passive-aggressiveness with your inner-self, and that you can confidently come to terms with what you want and do not want to give a flying fuck about.
It's been a good 4 months since I've been on my own and I've gotten so self-reliant, that I'm zen as fuck. I wouldn't even blink if I was asked to attend a dinner party now. I'm secure enough to even go on a date.
by Soffz84 November 19, 2017
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fast as fuck boi

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The Single Fastest Boi you can think of
Jack: hey jim how fast are you?
Jim: Fast as fuck Boiiiiiii
by TheBoiWho'sFast November 26, 2016
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Metal as Fuck

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A term that defines the utmost brutality in certain scenarios. Can also be used in the wrong context to incite laughter amongst metal heads.
A:"Dude we're about to go onto Slaughter Creek Overpass"
B:"Dude that's metal as fuck."

A:"Ay, I heard you watch SpongeBob"

B:"Yeah so?"

A:"Dude...that's metal as fuck."
by El tittysprinkles October 30, 2016
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Fit as Fuck

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Look at Lesley Hilton, she's fit as fuck.
by Alex Hiltons Mum is Fit October 27, 2019
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F.A.F((Fine As Fuck))

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A Full frontal expression used to compliment a women who is extremely beautiful.
That woman right their is Straight up F.A.F((Fine As Fuck)).
by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011
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Creepy as fuck

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Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.
Person 1: "Kate's uncle keeps staring at me."
Person 2: "Ugh I know, he creepy as fuck!"
by CarsonJ March 28, 2015
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High As Fuck

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Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
Part of "High As Fuck" by Jon Lajoie.
by alice J F August 14, 2010
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