Artificial Stupidity 

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.

My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.

Artificial Stupidity by Tagz June 21, 2011

artificial drama 

drama or conflict created over otherwise trivial matters, normally due to boredom over a mundane or uneventful life (quite common in high school social circles)

man I hate all this artificial drama, why do these people do this to themselves?

artificial drama by UM North Quad July 31, 2011

Artificial Ignorance 

When AI is created incorrectly and therefore is dysfunctional and ignorant; vs. a new form of superior intellect.

All the hype about the future of AI was ruined by its true essence of ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE that made it worthless.

Artificial Ignorance by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

artificial insemination 

One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.

Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.

artificial insemination by quickly becoming useless October 19, 2003

artificial flavor 

Slang for cologne or perfume.

Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?

No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...

You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out

artificial flavor by b. hanback April 9, 2008

artificial manipulence

Well Well Well, Artificial Manipulence…. What can I really say? The clear definition is that when two contrivances come together to make one, the one being artificially created systems within our atmosphere. Artificial Manipulence is concerned with everything both living and dead. The true meaning yet to be disclosed will be given one day in the future.

CEO of Artificial Manipulence - IMYS

yo I really feel like artificial manipulence is taking its toll on me. “Sigh”.

yo my g you got some artificial manipulence for me?
Dear sir, may I please have a cup of artificial manipulence and biscuits.

Artificial Manipulence = Anything & Everything

artificial manipulence by imys July 11, 2021

artificially busy 

1) Being too busy to do anything else for a long time, but not actually accomplishing anything.

2) Being "busy" when somebody wants to hang out with you or sign you up for something, but really you're going to stay at home and count the ceiling tiles.

3) Being "busy" whenever somebody walks up to talk to you or to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.

1) Being artificially busy is like being hamster in a cage, man!

2)
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over tonight and see my stamp collection? It's the biggest stamp collection outside of the European Union...
Person 2: Uh, sorry... gotta put cover sheets on all my TPS reports.
Person 1: TPS reports? Sounds like someone's artificially busy...

3) Dilbert, whenever Pointy Hair Bossy comes around.

artificially busy by Jew Avenger October 9, 2005