The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
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1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”
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VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
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While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
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