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Arked

(ärkt) 1. When a Game that had plenty of time in Early access or beta programs, is filled with bugs, glitches, exploits, and routinely crashes long after the official release of the game. 2. When the game you love and have supported through the intentional individual purchase of each dlc instead of purchasing the full season pass constantly screws you over on a regular basis via broken coding.
I was playing on the Hardcore Ark servers on a level 100 character who had all the tekgrams unlocked when the game crashed and I drown in two feet of water, I just got Arked so hard!. (or) The company Wildcard just Arked its entire community with a recent patch.
by Cpt Flags August 7, 2018
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Half Arsed

1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.

2. To start on a job and not...
Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)

"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"
by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008
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aped in

making an impulse decision based on little to no information, and it turns out to be the right play

monkey see, monkey do, monkey like
I aped in with half my stack into BANANA because monkeys are cool and now I'm up 300% and growing
by Monke69 March 14, 2021
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One Armed Mexican Bandit

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
by Buuung November 20, 2014
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Canadian Armed Forces

A small but well trained, motivated and professional fighting force. The Canadian Forces (or CF for short) is an entity that encompasses the Canadian Army, Navy and Air Force; although each element maintains its own structure within the CF, for administrative reasons, the were unified under one command in the 1970s. This made recruitment and budget planning simpler, as quotas and allocations (personnel or financiary) are centrally planned as to allow the CF to better accomplish the overall tasks and missions it handles.

The CF was primarily used as a peacekeeping force during the Cold War (the Korean War being the only event where Canadians participated in full-scale armed conflict during that period), but with the collapse of the Soviet Union, the Canadian Forces faced increasingly complex scenarios, which necessitated a review of the overall mission of the CFs. Although Canada remains dedicated to peace and stability in the world, the Canadian Forces are today participating in active warfighting in Afghanistan, having taken over responsability of the volatile Kandahar province, seat of power of the Taliban regime, from the US. The CF have been extremely successful on operations, though have taken a number of casualties, mainly from improvised explosive devices, or IEDs.

The last few years have seen the CF resurgent. From the dark times of the early 1990s, when many scandals, massive underfunding and extremely severe shortage of personnel tarnished the Forces' honour and image, to the current level of popular support for the servicemen and women (if not for the mission in Afghanistan itself) and the moral and financial support of the government, much has changed. The CF of today is strong, proud and ever dedicated to fulfilling its duty to the nation and its people.
-There are currently 2000+ members of the Canadian Armed Forces deployed and fighting in Afghanistan.
-Altough the CF doesn't have all the big toys, the Canadian infantryman is possibly the best equiped footslogger in the world, even outshining his American counterpart in personnal equipment.
by 2Lt OJV Deschênes December 28, 2008
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Duck arsed

When a cigerette or joint is made wet by the mouth of the previous toker when passed around.

From the saying "as wet as a duck's arse", usually performed by inexperienced or intoxicated smokers.
Guy1: "There you go man."
Guy2: "Thanks."
...
Guy2: "Eurgh, dude. You've fucking duck arsed this thing."
by hyphon2k8 February 22, 2009
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Wife Armed

When an un-foreshadowed plot twist completely invalidates a story.
The plot of the new Bionic Commando game completely got completely wife armed.
by Hazor_Dral September 20, 2009
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