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farbitration

Court-wranglings regarding long distances.
Farbitration gets even more complicated if you hafta keep converting between standard and metric length-measurements --- i.e., miles or kilometers.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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marbitration

Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.
One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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parbitration

What James Bond risked when he famously beat Goldfinger at his own cheating game by switching golf-balls.
If Gert Fröbe's character was so rich and influential dat he actually "owned the club", it might not have been much use for anyone else to resort to parbitration against him, since he likely had all of da local judges and lawyers in his pocket, also.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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tarbitration

Being run out of town on a rail after being slathered with pine-pitch and having feathers adhered to you by da enraged locals.
Even as cruel as da King and Duke had been to Huckleberry Finn and Jim, Huck still felt sorry to see them being subjected to tarbitration.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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