arkansas lift

A type of modification done to a truck by financially disadvantaged southerners, aka most people, that involves stacking washers between the body and frame of a truck to gain ground and tire clearance.

This particular procedure is ideal for red '85 Chevy trucks, primer El Caminos, and other popular redneck rides. It is an economical alternative to body or suspension lifts, which cost between 100 and 3000 dollars.

"Y'all know Skillet? He couldnt get back here in his p.o.s. til he put on an arkansas lift and took a set of tires off someones truck in the walmart parking lot."

by saracinis December 26, 2007

Arkansas Walking Crip

When you and 5 or more friends hire an elderly (must be 70 and older) prostitute with cane. As ritual in Arkansas the youngest male of the group must shove the handle end of the cane inside the vagina of the prostitute. If done correctly the prostitute will have a third "leg" which will assist her in walking. Also known as an AWC

*2 guys in a car*
Guy 1:Check out that prostitute!
Guy 2:Woah you see that cane! She's an Arkansas Walking Crip!
Guy 1:See knows her way around the block with a few guys.
Guy 1:She definitely got AIDS.

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

Arkansas Socket Set

Another name for a crescent wrench

Hand my that arkansas socket set so I can loosen that bolt!

by Ertlguy April 23, 2009

Arkansas Box Cutter

When a guy from Arkansas is fingering his sister and with his uncut jagged nails he cuts her pussy.

Last night I gave my sister an Arkansas Box Cutter and it took forever to stop the bleeding.

by loafnaround September 3, 2020

Arkansas chrome

Duct tape, Often used to hold loose parts onto an old car. Used to cover up body rot, dents, bad tattoos.

"My '73 Vega had both bumpers done up in shiny new Arkansas Chrome"

by CheapfixitMan May 5, 2006

arkansas pile driver

When u put your girl in a handstand and then proceed to put your penis in her and spin around

Omg, I never tried that Arkansas pile driver but now I'm hooked

by Elijah a dumbass February 27, 2017

Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus

-noun

1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.

"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....

by ELGenerali February 17, 2010