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APRETADO

Nico: "Hey Jodi, I just brewed some coffee, want some?"

Jodi: "Apretado!, fo sho!"
by tacoking March 25, 2013
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tattoo apprentice

The bitch of the tattoo shop. The person who answers phones, costantly does bitch work, cleans up after everyone including theirselves and gets paid $0. A tattoo apprentice can be male or female, either way you're still a bitch, & expected to be at the shop open to close every single day of operation. Tattoo apprenticeships can be short, or they can be long. They can last a year, or 10 years, or however long your mentor feels like you need, to become a suitable tattoo artist. Through and around all of the bitch work you will learn the fine art of tattooing. When your apprenticeship is complete, you will have earned the title of being a real "tattoo artist" & you will be among the coolest people in the world, besides hair stylists, which are at the top of top cool list.
I'm tired of answering the phones, & cleaning, we need a tattoo apprentice.
by Youalreadyknowthetruth April 21, 2015
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Apprentice Boy

The Apprentice boy is -Much- alike the Jester Boy taking after him in almost every concept, even in leadership. He is less inclined to sacrifice his digity for laughs, and is far less witty than the Jester Boy, having trouble in arguements, and being even more easy to break down than the Goblin Boy, even so, the Goblin Boy and the Apprentice Boy are mortal enemies, and are only bound together by Cauliflower Boy and the Burnouts ring leader, Jester Boy. Despite this, Apprentice boy holds the same relations power, bringing the Burnouts more allied groups.
"Jester boy, Goblin boy.. Cauliflower Boy.. Where is Apprentice Boy?" Asked Robert.

"Oh, He's in class Finishing up work. He'll be back soon, most likely near Jester Boy."
by Nicholas Burr December 28, 2007
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sorcerer's apprentice mode

Like Mickey Mouse's brooms, sorcerer's apprentice mode is a computer event that triggers over and over again on its own output. There was once a time on USENET (an internet message board system) where a program was written to cancel anonymously posted messages automatically. Problem was, the canceling message was also an anonymous message which caused the program to trigger on its own output.

This actually will happen if you try to downgrade a 2.0 firmware PSP and you have Norton running...the screen real estate gets used up faster and faster with the same darn error message. This is because it gets a false positive that the downgrader is PSPBrick, then Norton quarantines the "virus" which causes it to notice the freshly quarantined virus as a new virus that was just installed seconds later, and the process repeats.

some source (sorce) code

int main(){
printf("There's been a horrible error!);
main(); /* call the main function and eat more memory */
}
return 0
"I tried to copy the downgrader to my PSP, but Norton seems to have went into sorcerer's apprentice mode."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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aprentice

Aprentice is a TORTUROUS DEMON WITH NO HEART! SHE'LL MAKE YOU SCREAMING WITHOUT EVEN SMILING! HAS NO EMOTION WHEN SHE'S WATCHING YOU DYING! SHE'LL KILL YOU WITH A LOOK WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! DON'T MESS WITH APRENTICE, SHE'LL HAVE YOU CRYING!
Aprentice is an evil demon
by Bonnie1987 January 13, 2017
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Arentious

That's an arentious looking dress she's wearing
by Leader of the School July 10, 2006
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arentsen

Frickn best family in the whole word, like literally there isn’t any other better family
Wow that is such an Arentsen family
by _a.r.e.n.t.s.e.n.____L October 14, 2018
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