I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.

>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"

by MwC June 6, 2004

Apatheticity

Noun: The act or quality of being apathetic

Gage has so much apatheticity that he doesn't care about anything anymore.

by bassplayer0616 October 29, 2009

Anathemical

A slur which can be used to brief certain situations which don't happen normally.
Or

The unusual happenings which donot happen very often.

~The dog in smile.jpg is anathemical
~A pig fucking a women is anathemical

by Shipole August 5, 2019

Apathopia

A community or society that is neither a utopia nor dystopia

I’m not saying we live in a Utopia, we live in apathopia

by RickyM July 6, 2022

Apathetic

some word from the emo song

dear diary, mood: apathetic

by anticrombie July 20, 2008

anathema

A staff for shadow priests in World of Warcraft.

Anathema
Binds when picked up
Unique
Two-Hand Staff
134 - 222 Damage Speed 3.00
(59.3 damage per second)
+22 Stamina
+31 Intellect
+20 Shadow Resistance
Durability 120 / 120
Classes: Priest
Requires Level 60
Use: Calls forth Benediction.
Equip: Restores 7 mana per 5 sec.
Equip: Increases damage done by Shadow spells and effects by up to 69.

by wowstealsyoursoul April 20, 2007

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?

by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011