To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.
Press: Where is Sanford?
Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.
Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.
by kneenuh July 12, 2009
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"The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina.
Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'
"The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina.
Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'
"Does Bob's wife know he's taking that hot secretary with him on his business trip? Looks to me like he's planning on hiking the Appalachian Trail."
by impulsiveone July 16, 2009
Get the Hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.
I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
by Hot Carl April 22, 2005
Get the appalachian trail mix mug.To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.
Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!
by Beach Rhino June 24, 2009
Get the hiking the appalachian trail mug.A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.
by philipc76 June 25, 2009
Get the hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
by Colby B. June 24, 2009
Get the Hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.
A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
by Schnyper June 24, 2009
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