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apache firestarter

Rubbing ones palms together vigorously with at least four fingers of each hand inserted into your partner's anus or vagina in an effort to stimulate an orgasm.
I finished up but, was having trouble getting that loose hole hot so I hit it with the ol' Apache Firestarter and they came like a first class package. Beat up and late.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
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Apache Attack Helicopter

When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.
by Dtreeman May 12, 2018
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Apache smile

A phrase coined by the German metal band Das Poot. To drop your pants, bend over, and show someone your crack.
He decided to spin around and show them all his Apache smile.
by Sir Alexander August 19, 2008
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Apache Junction

Quaint, little pioneer town nestled at the foot of the Superstition/Goldfield mnts. Apache junction =small town w/ mom/pop restaurants, small businesses, Multi-gen, skate park, ball fields, Parks/Rec, high school drama, horse lovers, old west re-enactors, cyclists, campers, hikers, & nature lovers. You will also find a crowd of new age practitioners. There is a wonderful branch of Central Arizona College, who touts beautiful, state of the art architecture in it's recent campus expansion. CAC offers a variety of classes for anyone from recent high school graduates and GED seekers, to those who want to just refine some skills in a couple of subjects. They provide our community members with a few traditional two year degree programs, as well as a varietal ala carte menu of lifelong learning courses. All of this is surrounded by Superstition riparian areas, National Forest, quick access to 4 lakes and a river, an arboretum, national Monuments, miles of biking, hiking, and horseback riding trails, and sight-seeing. In the cooler months, AJ is busy w/ retirees and bikers. I don't know if the locals want to share this place with anyone else. We don't need any more roads or people. You're ok to come stay a few months during the winter, but be prepared to spend your money, be treated very well, and then go home, so the locals can take some time off to enjoy all of the outdoor and water recreation during the summer month. REMEMBER TO PACK IN/PACK OUT! We don't want your trash.
I live in Apache Junction, and WOW! I had a fantastic, and lucrative winter! Now that the parades and all the events are over, and all of the birds are going home, we are going to pull out the kayaks and meet up with all of our other off-season friends from the Ghost-town gunfighters club and the Renaissance festival to take a trip on Canyon lake. This is going to be one fantastic summer!
by horselover96 September 17, 2013
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apache chief

Leaving in secret without telling your companions.
Knowing he had another party to attend, Brett slipped quietly out the back door. His friends soon realized he'd gone Apache Chief.
by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005
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Apache Warrior

The process of finger, banging, a girl on her period, and then wipe the blood, on her face in two hoirzontal stripes in an apache warrior style
dude i finger banged suzy rottencrotch, and she was on her period so i apache warrior her
by Richard Greere April 2, 2011
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Apache Attack Helicopter

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter
by THE TRUE MEME LORD June 1, 2018
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