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ass antler

tattoo appearing just above an ass crack
Her pants are cut so low you can see her ass antlers.
by Dman1 November 8, 2007
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Antler Dance

Wild panic, represented by running around with hands in the air. Such panic vaguely looks like an impersonation of a reindeer with antlers, hence the naming of the term. Antler Dancing indicates that a person is extremely worried but not doing anything to fix a problem, just wasting time or performing fruitless activities.
The fire was spreading and people should have grabbed the extinguishers, but everyone was too busy doing the antler dance.

The supervisor's big presentation is due in an hour, but instead of getting it finished, he's just antler dancing.
by SaucyWench May 27, 2016
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antlers

to have antlers is to be high. this term originated in the movie grandmas boy. a very funny movie about a video game tester that is a stoner and gets kicked out of his apartment and moves in his grandmas house, highly recomended. anyways, the drug dealer, dante, gets this weed that makes high and think hes a deer and grow antlers
dante: o shit, iv been here for three hours, i gotta go. dood, do i have antlers?
alex: no man, your good
dante: sweet!

grandma's roomate: o, if i had known you were bringing friends, i would have trimmed my antlers

dante: thats terrible
alex:i ya, i kno, he got addicted to hookers
dante: no man, im talkin about the other guy, the guy threw a BONG! u should never throw a bong, kid, ever.
alex: ya, well, anyway, i was wonderin if maby i could crash here for a while
dante: i dono man, i got a buisness to run, this place is my office as well as my home, plus, the lion comes in a couple days
alex: ur getting a lion?
dante: ya, to protect my shit
alex: havent u heard of a dog?
dante: dood, u can get past a dong, NObody fucks with a lion
alex: ya thats true
dante: so wut kind of weed u want? i got the incredible hulk, i got the green monster, i got the bling, the bling bling!
alex: hey, we go thru this every time i come here, i dont care wut its called, i just want a bag of fukkin weed
dante: whoa, chill bro, u kno u cant raise ur voice like that wen the lions here



alex: dood, i want the deer shit, the frankenstein shit,the hulk, the green monster, the bling and the bling bling all in one joint!
dante: no one's ever been brave enough to try that
alex: one man is. roll it
dante: ill smoke it with ya bro, well go to the looney bin togetha, i dont giv a fuck
s few min later
dante: im video taping this shit for scientific research. this shit will b on the discovery channel!!
by ford[408] January 29, 2009
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Antlernymph

A word based off of SiIvaGunner's rip of Field of Hopes and Dreams, which parodies ANTONYMPH by Vylet Pony.

Instead of Fluttershy from MLP-fame, it includes the Noelle from Deltarune, thus Antlernymph.
Dude, have you seen Noelle? She's totally an antlernymph!
by doddledefines December 23, 2021
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Moose Antlers

Slang for a fourfold vibrator. Often used in connection with a sexual act called Canada's History.
Girl 1:
Did you manage to clean your Moose Antlers? After studying Canada's History last week they were a sticky mess!

Girl 2: I got rid of most of the maple syrup by hand, but after putting them in the dishwasher they now are as good as new.
by LittleStevieC February 6, 2010
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slag antlers

The tattoo on the small of a womans back. Also see Tramp Stamp.
by Adamyesadam July 27, 2006
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Antlers

The instance in which a pornstar on her knees takes a cock in each hand, taking turns. Imagine that she is there by herself jerking first the right hand and then the left hand above her head and you'll get the idea.
We went to the corporate dinner/after hours and we met the vice-president of Purchasing... and sometime after last call Nathan and I go to her place. Antlers.
by Hexicon January 2, 2007
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