Antiqua Pongers

Persona

That lady I think her name was Antiqua Pongers she drowned my friend

by Not Antiqua Pongers September 4, 2020

Argentine Antique

When a man masturbates to gay porn and finishes on his own stomach then let's it dry to a crust like the patina on an antique.

Miguel couldn't wait to get home for a quick Argentine Antique before heading to the theatre.

by HenryBemis July 26, 2017

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context

That was the wrong antique squirrel.

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

antipater

The term Antipater comes from the name of Alexander the Great's teacher and general.

It is now used as a derogatory remark for those who live too much in facts and ignore imaginary possibilities. It is often used against women who logically talk their way out of sleeping with you.

That beoatch was such an antipater, I couldn't even get a blow without a lecture from her.

by Dubba June 23, 2008

Antique Magician

Verb; The act of emmiting one's load, or money shot, on a female's face and proceeding by throwing a handful of flour in the air and disappearing by the time it settles.

I performed the antique magician on your girlfriend last night.

by BAWB04 March 6, 2011

Antique Dome

When an elderly women gives you extremely wet most of the time toothless oral sex.

Kari's grandmother gives antique dome all the time.

by dmillions2013 September 11, 2012

Antique

An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.

Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.

by Roger's Ms. April 2, 2011