Anchorage Dump

To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.

Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.

by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010

annorax'd

The state of not understanding a joke, usually because it depends on some obscure reference which the reader doesn't recognize. Derived from the screenname of a prominent MiseTings member, who would consistently not "get" the references in other users' photoshopped jokes.

"Yeah, but did you have OVER 9000 life? (For the Annorax'd: look up 9000 on YouTube)."

by Eco-Mono June 27, 2007

anorak

1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.

2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.

3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.

4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.

My name is John and I am an anorak. I am physically and psychologically addicted to spotting.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Antorach

A breed of african, negro, whom feasts upon that of the chicken and bean example.

The black man jumped as he reached to the fired Antorach

by Poily May 27, 2013

Annorah

A very beautiful, kind, and humble girl. Will always stand up for what's right. Annorah's are very hard-working people and will always do their best to finish the task at hand, even if it's last minute.They don't make friends that easily, but if you're friends with an Annorah, never leave her side. Annorah's make amazing friends, and will always stick up for you, and give you the best advice since she's very wise. Don't ever piss off an Annorah, she'll make you regret it for the rest of your life with that smartass mouth of hers. She may have a passion for writing, reading or drawing as well.

That girl is super pog! She must be an Annorah.

by poopyfartastic June 23, 2021

anoral

Getting fellatio after performing anal sex

I anoraled that girl

by joe December 29, 2004

anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011