albanian 

1)One of my most ancient cultures in the world. Descendants of the Illyrians. Known for women with beautiful black eyes and amazing curves.
2)The most unique language in the world. It does not branch from anything. It is enriched by great literary figures such as Ismail Kadare and Ndre Mjeda.
3) Brave and happy person
4)Good dancer and swimmer

The Albanian landscape is the true paradise of nature.

I love it when you whisper "Te Dua" in Albanian

albanian by Andrea T May 19, 2005

Albanian people 

Albanians are strong,smart,clean people. When you mess with us we aren’t afraid to say the truth back even if it’s mean. Albanians are also known for our sassy personality’s. We don’t like fake people, and we LOVE Mercedes Benz. But either way we are really kind people and it is a beautiful country with beautiful people. We love to meet knew people and make new friends, all fake people are pushed out of our lives.

Wow Albanian people are really cool.

Albanian people by Albanian!!!! October 17, 2018

Albanian golf tournament 

Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.

I haven't had such a serious case of gleet since my last Albanian golf tournament.

Albanian golf tournament by Daction August 11, 2010

albanians 

Some pretty awsome people, usually have accents, they usually have many cousins, and are soccer fanatics.

Person 1: Man, those people are cool.
Person 2: Yeah, the Albanians.
Person 1: Wow, I wish I was that!

albanians by az-albo June 17, 2009

The Albanianettes

AKA the Ladies of Shqiperia. Dua Lipa, Bebe Rexha, Rita Ora and Ava Max. They're all Albanian hence the name. They should be a band.

The Albanianettes are great!

The Albanianettes by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021

The Albanian Bathroom 

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.

"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."

The Albanian Bathroom by hatzi2k November 13, 2009

albanian wobble 

A situation in which someone continuously wobbles another right knee to create a flapping sensation and a large noise.

"I heard that Sally gave David an Albanian Wobble last night"

albanian wobble by Oliverflap April 9, 2017