amish blitzkrieg

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.

Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.

by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017

Amish comb over

Embaressing attempt to covertly disguise balding Amish Doctors.

Hey man,did you feel the Amish comb over that came in the room and offered me some narcs?

by Jamarcus Munchkin June 2, 2008

Amish Stress Ball

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

by aman mar December 9, 2012

amish bowling

It’s bowling but the pins are amish people and the ball is your car. Hitting an individual Amish is 10 points while hitting an Amish on a scooter is 15 point. What you really should aim for would have to be the buggy’s because they’re a whopping 25 points each.

Bro what am I supposed to do the bowling alley closed down? That’s easy bro Amish Bowling.

by Reejus Crust May 13, 2020

Amish Moon-Butter

/ämiSH mo͞on ˈbədər/ When you urinate into a persons ass and then churn it with your penis.

Jebebiah and Titus like to Amish moon-butter in the barn.

by Godfear’nMan May 10, 2023

Amish vibrator

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.

Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

Amish Handjob

The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.

Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.

by theanonymousamish December 23, 2018