A cute boy you can't just stop thinking of even if you tried. He is super handsome and attractive. Every girl wants him, every guy wants to be his friend.
Somewhat metrosexual - used to describe those men showing latent metrosexual tendencies such as owning hair straighteners and excessive knowledge of skincare products.
A shortAmish guy that when playing online games thinks "Overwatch" is sitting back and watching his teammates die. Says he just went 20-3 when he is alone but 3-28 when you are in the party. Will kill a teammate to take his loot. Calls his teammates idiots. Nothing is ever his fault...PERIOD.
Often smells like peanut butter and dog farts!
Has a fantasy involving Eeyore.
Has a secret friend we will call "Gaz" that he sends and receives "pictures" with.
Loses at the game of "KIDS GO TO BED" every night.
Drinks Zimas and plays the Phil Collins drum solo to be happy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.