Definitions by theanonymousamish

Motorbate

The act of jerking one’s self off while using words of encouragement to thyself or others to completion.

While spotting John 250 at the gym he asked if I could motorbate him after his workout

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The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.

Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.

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